So, for those of you who don’t know…I live on the internet.
If I could, I would live on here. I would actually beam myself directly into the web and ABSORB ALL THE MEMEs.
I spend a vast amount of time on the internet.
If I was able, I’d move in and get a nice spot between all the porn and video games.
I’d wear a raincoat and take in all the glorious ridiculous over-stimulation.
As I am trying to stay focused and write this, A friend keeps sending me ridiculous videos.
So far I’ve seen cats recovering from a vet visit falling all over the place, A skittles boom box and an old video from the fresh prince of bel air.
I was recently hospitalized when my right ovary and a couple kidney stones decided my life was going waaay too well, and I needed a little pain and suffering.
I am currently on enough pain meds to make a whale cross eyed (and yet, somehow still in pain).
I’m not making a ton of sense and I promise you all a more coherent update later.